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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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