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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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