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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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