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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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