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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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