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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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