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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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