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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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