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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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