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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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