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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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