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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simba eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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