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Pet death
My
aunt
Greta
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Millie
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
a wild boar 🐗
a cheetah 😺
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
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