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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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