Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.