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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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