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Pet death

My aunt Greta had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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