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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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