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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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