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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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