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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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