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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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