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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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