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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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