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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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