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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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