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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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