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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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