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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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