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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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