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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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