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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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