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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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