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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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