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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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