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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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