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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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