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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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