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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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