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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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