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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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