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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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