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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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