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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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