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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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