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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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