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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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