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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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