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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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