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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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