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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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