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Pet death

My aunt Trisha had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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